What’s the Best Time of Day to Masturbate?

When you really think about it (and we do, a lot), masturbation is a kind of wonder drug, capable of curing everything from a headache to a case of 3 p.m. sluggishness. Better yet—it’s totally free, and if you’ve got a couple of fingers, it’s always there when you need it.

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But what time of day is the best time to #treatyourself? Trick question! There's no one time of day that's best—there are so many. In fact, we have a few suggestions…

During Your Morning Shower

Who needs coffee when you can get your heart racing the old-fashioned way? Hey, you bought that fancy retractable shower head for a reason!

After Lunch

Somehow, this seems to settle your stomach even better than sparkling water...and it’s a lot more fun.

At 3 p.m., Instead of Taking a Latte Break
...One of the many benefits of working from home.

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When You’re Figuring Out Dinner Plans

Mmm. Procasturbating always sounds good.

During Wine-o-Clock

Whatever it takes to keep you from texting the ex.

While Watching the News

True fact: Women are very good multi-taskers.

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When You Can’t Sleep

Yep. When you’re tired it wakes you up, and when you’re amped, it makes you tired. Masturbation is basically magic. At least, we’ll tell ourselves that next time we do it halfway through cleaning our closets.

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