5 Breakups and a Wedding: A Timeline of This Summer’s Celeb Relationship Drama

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In case you missed it, Jennifer Aniston is married! She finally tied the knot with her fiancé of three years, Justin Theroux, in a top-secret wedding Wednesday at the couple’s home.

And thank goodness for that because we can’t take another celebrity couple breakup this summer. Seriously: It’s like everyone got the memo that summer 2015 was the time to do a little conscious uncoupling, leaving a sad trail of bewildered fans in their wake.

Here’s a look back at all the times love took a serious hit this summer.

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

RIP: July 2015

To be fair, these two have had so many ups and downs, it was pretty dicey on whether they’d actually last. But after nine years and three kids together, we were starting to get convinced. And then Scott was photographed getting up close and personal with his ex during a vacation in Monte Carlo after reportedly falling off the wagon again.

A source told People that was the final straw for Kourtney: "Kourtney is so upset with Scott right now that the thought of taking him back makes her sick to her stomach...there's no turning back."

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner

RIP: July 2015

Something inside all of us died when Hollywood power couple Ben and Jen announced they were splitting. Sources tell People the split was “inevitable” due to Ben’s alleged lack of commitment in the marriage and his reported drinking and gambling. Oh! And there was that whole thing about Ben boinking the nanny, which Ben’s rep insists never happened. Multiple sources, however, say the affair started after he and Jen separated. Either way...sadness.

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Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton

RIP: July 2015

What the f—, July? Are you trying to kill us? Country music’s favorite couple, Miranda and Blake, announced in late July that they were calling it quits after four years of marriage. They consistently laughed off rumors that they were splitting during those four years, even having the following playful exchange on Twitter in 2013:

Blake: “I just read in a tabloid that our marriage is falling apart!!!

Miranda: “Oh, no! Can’t wait to read if we make it or not.”

Sources tell E! that crazy work schedules led to the two growing apart.

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Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

RIP: August 2015

Rock power couple Gwen and Gavin announced in early August that they were divorcing after 13 fricking years of marriage. Sources tell Us Weekly that things were rocky even before the birth of their third son, Zuma, but they couldn’t make it work: “A lot of the feeling was gone.” Also, love is dead.

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Kermit and Miss Piggy

RIP: August 2015

After 40 years together, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced in a Facebook post that they were splitting up. While the two will continue to work together, “our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al.”

We’re not giving up on these two just yet. We can’t.

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

RIP: Never (pretty please?)

Like a soothing salve mending our broken hearts, Jen and Justin said “I do” in front of at least 70 friends and family members on Wednesday. They also had a wedding cake topped with puppets because they’re freaking adorable and will last for all of eternity.

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