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Erections. TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re one of the most basic and important elements of sex. TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re powerful, strong, and fun to play with. So why are we so often stuck calling them Ã¢â‚¬Å“boners,Ã¢â‚¬Â a name that makes us feel juvenile and a little gross? If saying the Ã¢â‚¬Å“bÃ¢â‚¬Â word is a grade-A uncomfortable experience for you, fear not. WeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve compiled the definitive ranking of other solid options.
This one has a decidedly youthful feel to itÃ¢â‚¬”like, junior high youthful. Not exactly a good thing.
Doesn't it sound like a British dessert? It's sure to make for a steamy tea timeÃ¢â‚¬”provided saying it doesn't make you giggle too much.
Kind of makes us want to play catch with it. Not sure if men would appreciate that.
Does this have another meaning? It sounds like something weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d put a candle in. Points for obscurity, though.
For the outdoorsy type.
Um, check please.
Whimsical, alliterative, and, if weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re honest, not the sexiest word in the world.
This one makes it sound like a superhero. LetÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s just hope itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not faster than a speeding bullet.
Some boners do inspire a sort of reverence.
When they work correctly, they do help make some beautiful musicÃ¢â‚¬”although this isn't the most fun visual.
This is a rather delicate and pretty name for something that so often comes part and parcel with morning breath.
For when your partner has a certain rustic charm to him.
Fun, naughty, and with an oddly specific story implied.
Perhaps the most common name for our little friend, this one is simple, elegant, and versatile.
Paying tribute to the animalistic and primal elements of his man parts.
For the boner thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s fun, feisty, and good for your heart.
Fire away!...Assuming itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a nice big pocket.
AinÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t. That. The. Truth.