Take a second and think about the worst sexual encounter you've ever had. Assuming it doesn't involve a trip to to the hospital, it's about to seem not-so-bad. A new series called Sex Sent Me to the ER premiered Saturday on Discovery Fit & Health, featuring real stories (and reenactments) of some pretty crazy real-life sex mishaps.
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In light of the new show, we asked our Facebook followers to share their most outrageous sex accidents and injuries. Read on for the stories that made us cross our legs.
Bigger Isn't Always Better
"When I first had sex with my now-husband, we were doing it like rabbits. One night I was experiencing severe lower abdominal pain and could hardly walk, so I went to the emergency room. While I was getting X-rays and scans and tests, the doctor asked if I was doing any new strenuous activities. Turns out, my well-endowed hubby had torn and bruised my insides a little. We had to take it easy for a while after that." Ã¢â‚¬”Katie LeBlanc Walker
"Once, when my fiancÃƒÂ© and I were trying to switch positions, he accidentally pushed me off the bed and onto the wood floor. When we shook that off and tried again, I accidentally hit him in the face, and he got a really bad black eye. Luckily, since neither of us were seriously hurtÃ¢â‚¬”and we'd both had a great timeÃ¢â‚¬”we thought it was pretty hilarious." Ã¢â‚¬”Cat Pimentel
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"Let's just say never have sex with a lava lamp on top of your headboard. When it fell on me during sex, it left a golf ball-sized knot on the side of my head. The blow knocked me out for a few seconds and scared my husband to death." Ã¢â‚¬”Amber Jeffrey
Wet 'n' Wild
"When my boyfriend and I were standing and kissing in the shower, he slipped and I fell on top of him. We were a little bumped and bruised, but it was funny." Ã¢â‚¬”Emily Dills
Handle with Care
"My husband and I were watching Spartacus, a fiercely bloody but sexy show. One thing led to another, and we started having sex with him behind me. He was thrusting forward, and I was thrusting backward, and suddenly we heard a pop that brought him to his knees. We immediately iced his member, but the swelling didn't go down. I dropped him off at the ER while I parkedÃ¢â‚¬”I was too embarrassed to go in with him because I knew everyone would look at me. The doctors told us he had torn the ligament of his member but fortunately didn't need surgery; it healed on its own." Ã¢â‚¬”Barri McPheron
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