It’s super weird to think about your parents being sexual, let alone actually doing the deed, but it happens. (Hello, you’re proof). But now, research shows that your mom and dad might actually be more sexually adventurous than you are.
According to Match.com’s Singles in America survey, Baby Boomers are 53 percent more likely to have a threesome than Millennials. Um…what?
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For the survey, Match polled more than 5,500 singles on a variety of sex, relationship, and dating topics, and found that YOUR MOM IS TOTALLY OPEN TO THE IDEA OF A THREESOME.
It doesn’t stop there: Baby Boomers are also 118 percent more likely to have a one-night stand on vacation. Seriously, everything you know is a lie.
They’re not the only ones engaging in risquÃƒÂ© behavior, though. Millennials are 236 percent more likely to be drunk for a first hookup and 165 percent more likely to have filmed sex. But let’s get back to your parents…
It’s worth pointing out that this is a survey of singles. So, unless they’re divorced, your parents probably aren’t having secret swingers parties with the next-door neighbors. We’re talking about single, consenting middle-aged adults who like sex sandwiches and loving ‘em and leaving ‘em while on vacay.
But if your parents are single, you might not want to randomly show up for a 9 p.m. visit on a Saturday, if you catch our drift.
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go shower.