It’s there and it vibrates, so it makes perfect sense that someone, somewhere would figure out a way to turn your phone into an actual vibrator.
Enter IZIVIBE, which claims to be the world’s first sex toy that uses vibrations from your phone to get you off.
Here’s what you need to know: IZIVIBE is basically a case with a plastic dildo on the end (it kind of looks like a hairbrush or a lint roller once it’s popped into place), so you can have safe sex with your phone. Functionality = so important.
Once you get the case, you simply download a free app, which has seven vibration modes to choose from—because a girl needs to have options. The app can also be controlled remotely for spicing up those long work trips...or your LDR.
The whole thing is made of “medical-grade” silicone, and it’s hypoallergenic and phthalate-free.
Unfortunately, IZIVIBE won’t be ready to insert into your stocking this Christmas—it will launch in June 2016, says Remy Waddle, a rep for the company. Also, they're not totally sure yet how much one of these extra fun phone cases will cost (the company is still figuring out manufacturing details).
Different colors and shapes are also in the works (currently, it only comes in pink), depending what the consumer tests reveal. P.S. How do you get in on that gig?
While the idea is cool, we still have so many questions: Is that even sanitary? Can you accidentally vibe-dial? How the hell are you going to explain that one if someone spots your phone in that case?
And finally: Why didn’t we think of this first?