If you figured the Internet had already crossed the final TMI threshold, think again. Just when we all assumed the Web couldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t get any weirder, we discovered the live feed to end all live feeds: the people at PornMD have created a real-time feed that lets you see what types of porn people are searching forÃ¢â‚¬”right this second. And really, thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s no preparing yourself for the funny, freaky, and totally WTF things in their browser history.
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While we shouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be shocked at just how creative people really are, we were pretty taken aback by the sheer number of searches during the workday. The feed shows no signs of slowing between 9-5, which begs the question: HasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t anyone ever heard of NSFW!?
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Speaking of NSFW, we pulled a few of the more, um, unique search terms from the feedÃ¢â‚¬”ones that you probably wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t want someone reading over your shoulder. Check out some of the horny highlights:
Ã¢â‚¬Å“good things, small packagesÃ¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬Å“caught in publicÃ¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬Å“German swingers clubÃ¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬Å“kick in the ballsÃ¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬Å“lesbian female agentÃ¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬Å“girl next doorÃ¢â‚¬Â
Obviously, everyone has their turn-ons; hey, no judgment here! Still, it really makes you wonder about the number of people panting after Ã¢â‚¬Å“pantyhose supremacyÃ¢â‚¬Â... See the feed for yourself (come on, you know youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re curious), but donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t say we didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t warn you!
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