There once was a woman. She wore sweatpants. She took a selfie! Are you following so far?
Here's where it gets confusing: the sweatpants have a stripe. The stripe is right down the middle. With me still?
The stripe is the same color as the selfie room's floor. So the stripe looks like the floor. Meaning it looks like there is space between two sweatpant-covered-legs. Meaning it looks like she has two teeny, tiny legs. Got it?
Like that. That's what people think her legs look like. So many people thought this, she had to clarify that is not, in fact, what her legs look like.
Are you listening?? That ... is not what her legs look like, guys.
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