What Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Says About Your Sex Life

What Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Says About Your Sex Life
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Not to disgrace the good name of all things Girl Scout, but we've got a hunch that your favorite type of GS cookie might be tied to your personality traits—in bed. Yup, we're going there.

Because those sweet treats we ordered months ago are finally being delivered by tiny, pony-tailed elves, we’re telling you what your, er, box says about your bow chika wow wow. Please ignore the drool.

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Thin Mints
This is kind of like the basic betch of cookies. It's loved by everyone, is perfect for all occasions, and goes down easily. If you're a Thin Mint afficionado, chances are you enjoy tried-and-true sex positions like cowgirl and doggy style. Much like the seriously delicious cookie, they never let you down and leave you totally satisfied. 

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Samoas a.k.a. Caramel deLites
Oooh, you're a wild child. Fans of the coco-nutty treat are definitely up for something a little more exotic, you know, like the Corkscrew position. You're also the queen of vacation sex. Whether it's a bungalow in Bora Bora or a Motel 6 in Philly, you'll find a way to break the bed.

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Tagalongs a.k.a. Peanut Butter Patties
Like the ultimate power couple, peanut butter and chocolate, the best sex of your life has always been with dudes you're committed to. Whether it's kind of kinky or super-passionate, your partner in crime brings out the best of your sex game—and vice versa.

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Trefoils a.k.a. Shortbread
While some might call you boring (how rude!), you’re a woman who knows what she likes—and you're sticking to it. So what if missionary is your jam? You don't need crazy positions (um, hey, sex injuries) or handcuffs to get off. Your bedroom repertoire might seem vanilla to other people, but that's the only flavor you need, baby. 

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Do-si-dos a.k.a. Peanut Butter Sandwich
Crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside. Girl, you like it rough. We wouldn't be surprised if you had a closet full of whips and Fifty Shades novels. 

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Cranberry Citrus Crisps
You fancy, huh? You're not down to clown with just any old Girl Scout cookieyou've got standards. The same goes for your sex life. You go big with candles, bubble baths, an assortment of lubes, and screaming orgasms—every. Single. Time. We respect that. 

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Savannah Smiles
So you're kind of like the Shortbread gal, but with a twist. Of course, missionary is your go-to, but you like to spice it up with lots of sex accessories. Chocolate syrup, vibrators, and blindfolds. Hey, it's fun to experiment, but you're not into the truly kinky stuff quite yet. 

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The fan of the cookie that says "Thank You" in five different languages is a big appreciator of oral, obvi. No matter when you're getting down, one thing is for sure: He's going down.

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The lady who likes this kind of grown-ass woman treat also loves her some grown-up, no B.S. booty. Maybe that means you're sneaking quickies in between making dinner for the fam, or penciling in days to do it nice and slow. One thing is for sure: This is not child's play. 

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