Very Happy Campers


If the tired drone of your old AC dominates the sexual ambience in your boudoir, maybe it's time you raised the blinds and took a look out the window. Crickets chirping, waves crashing, breezes in the trees...suddenly outdoor sex (bugs and bears aside) has real appeal. Answer your call of the wild and schedule that road trip, beach walk, campout, or wilderness expedition now. Here's your packing list.

1. Lickable Insect Repellent Practical Nature's Natural Tick & Bug Repellent ($15, Practical Nature) tastes just as lemony as it smells. Plus, it ensures that the only bites you'll get will be from him.

2. Sleeping for Two You'll have plenty of roll-around room in the R.E.I. Kelty Lunar+20- DoubleWide Sleeping Bag ($160, REI). And don't forget Cocoon silk sheet liners ($120, cocoon.com) for the 5-star hotel experience underneath the starry sky.

3. Grounded Luxury L.L. Bean's Aero Minute Sport Bed ($79, L.L. Bean) provides some extra padding between your backside and the tent floor?and puts an end to any bickering about who's on top. Its durable construction will withstand every bump and grind.

4. Mood Music Want to indulge in a little spicy salsa tune without attracting park rangers or your neighbors in the next tent over? Plug into the Macally Pod Duo iPod Speaker and Headphone T-Splitter ($10, Macally). And don't get tangled up in the headphone cords.

5. An Itch in Time Nothing ruins the ecstasy like the agony of bedding down in a patch of poison ivy. Get to know nature's itch-inducers before they make contact with your naked flesh by studying Susan Carol Hauser's Outwitting Poison Ivy ($10, Amazon.com).

6. Love Lights If you're going to start a fire, make sure it's burning in your loins and not in the surrounding woodlands. Keep the passion on a low burn by bringing along Coleman's Battery-Operated Patio Light ($29, Polsteins.com). Comes with a dimmer switch.

7. Drink and Be Merry Glass bottles clank around in your backpack--but cans are an outdoor gal's best friend. Bring a bit of bubbly to the beach with Sofia Mini Blanc de Blancs (set of four: $20, Niebaum-Coppola Winery).

8. Sexy Smells You missed a shower or two and your socks are starting to stink. Surround yourself in fragrance with Alora scented sticks ($45, Alora Ambience); its Due scent features jasmine, cucumber, and ylang ylang. Then light a zingy citronella candle ($2.25, General Wax and candle Company) and the mosquitoes will give you all the privacy you want.

9. Auto Erotica An inflatable pillow is the one must item for every well-equipped car trunk. Sierra Designs' Sleep E-Z Pillow ($25, Sierra Designs) dulls the pain of lying atop gearshifts, being jabbed by seat-belt buckles, and stretching out on the cold, hard ground.

10. Beach Blanket Sure, sea sex looked great in From Here to Eternity, but in real life it's uncomfortable. The water washes away your natural lubrication, and there are critters at water's edge. Move your close encounter back to ocean-front property with Lands' End Quad Stripe Beach Blanket ($45, Lands' End), and keep a safe amount of space between you and the jellies.
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