Undercover Lover

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Blush Brush
Think you know a vibrator when you see one? Adult accessories are starting to look more and more like innocent household objects. See if you can spot the seven R-rated items in this slideshow.

You could use this blush brush on your face, but it was designed for your other cheeks. Plus, it vibrates. Topco for Grrl Toyz Incognito tickling dust brush with Tasty Berry body powder, $16, vibrator.com
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Bling
Bling out your guy's member. Etching cock ring, $78, kittenstoyroom.com
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Tupperware
This looks like Tupperware for his wong, but it's really a banana holder. Cultured Containers Bananabunker, $5, bananabunker.com
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Tchotchke

We bought this tchotchke on eBay for $24. It won't do anything but clutter your shelves.

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Lipstick
This lipstick vibrator won't tint your kisser, but it will shake your thing. Liptrick by Booty Parlor, $26, bootyparlor.com
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Gravy Boat
When the wax in this gravy boat melts, it turns into massage oil. Heaven Essence Pouring Passion massage oil candle, $35, heavenessence.com
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Necklace
Sorry! It's just a necklace--not an S&M accessory. Emitations Caine's Handcuff necklace, $20, emitations.com
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Penguin
Send this vibrating penguin to your South Pole. I Rub My Penguin by Big Teaze Toys, $36, bigteazetoys.com
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Earphones
Unless you're a techno-perv, these are just boring PSP earphones. Logitech PlayGear Stealth earbuds, $20, logitech.com
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Wand
We like a wand that makes us wet, but this baby is just a run-of-the-mill rainstick. African Treasures 20" rainstick, $19, africantreasures.com
Pen
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Pen
Score some O's with a vibrating pen that also writes. Berman Lina vibrating pen with silicone sleeve, $17, holisticwisdom.com
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Brownie Batter
It's not brownie batter; it's a penis mold! Chocolate Clone-A-Willy kit, $30, cloneawilly.com
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