Top 10 Reasons to Avoid Guys with Ab Shots for Profile Pictures

Ladies, here is my golden online dating rule: Do not talk to any man who has an ab shot amongst his profile pictures. You know, the ones creepy guys take with their cell phone while wearing just a towel (which always sits right above their nether region) in the bathroom.

I don’t care if he somehow seems smart or actually has the best abs you've ever seen. I don’t even care if you’re just looking for a hookup and he’d do the job, all right. Do not message him!

Here, my top 10 reasons not to touch any guy who has ab shots in his online dating profile with a 10-foot pole (or let him touch you with his 10-inch one):

10 / His camera’s crappy resolution works in his favor. 9 / Condoms don’t keep herpes of the ball area from getting on you. 8 / The photo was originally taken for his ex. 7 / He obviously doesn’t eat his spinach. 6 / The picture was actually taken in his parents’ bathroom. 5 / Why’s his face cut off? Is that really him? 4 / Is that fake tanner on his bathroom counter? (also applies to New Jersey guys) 3 / He’d be better off having Nair on his bathroom counter. 2 / What’s with the gold chain? (also applies to New Jersey guys) 1 / You deserve better.

xo, Click-n-Tell

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