Things to ban from your bedroom for better sex

5 things to ban from your bedroom for better sex

 

So, you’re all set for some hot, hot sex in your sheer chemise. But when he enters the room he looks astounded instead of thrilled. Well, that wasn’t the reaction you expected. He’s looking at your pup, who is lounging at the foot of your bed. Next thing you know you're both diving under the covers and... going to sleep. If you don’t want this turn of events to occur, you must ban these things from your bedroom, at least until you get laid.

Baby diapers
Especially, used baby diapers. We know it’s highly improbable that you would keep used baby diapers strewn across the bedroom, but still. Even the unused ones can be quite a sobering sight when you’re trying to get your groove on in bed.

Days-old food
Admit it, you’ve done this at least once as a child and gotten reprimanded for it. If you still keep old, half-eaten food scattered around the bedroom, it’s time you stopped. Your partner will probably mistake the food smell for your body odour. There goes the sex right out the window.

Unclean underwear
While clean, sexy underwear can really amp up the heat between the sheets, dirty underwear is nothing but a mood-killer. So before he comes over tonight, make sure to clean up and find a pair of lacy underwear for all the sex you’ll be having later. 

A photo of your ex
If you still have a snapshot of your stupid ex sitting somewhere in your bedroom, make it disappear, pronto. You don’t want your new beau to be staring at your ex while he attempts to go to town on you, do you?

Your pet
Your dog's curious eyes watching your every move is not everyone's cup of tea. Be it a cat, a dog, a hamster or anything else; keep your little friend outside just until you've had your afternoon delight.

Gadgets
The last thing you want, when you and your SO are finally in the mood, is to get a call from the boss or your grandmother, or receive constant and distracting notifications on your social media platforms. There can be no bigger mood killer.

Photos of your family
Imagine having to get intimate with your guy with your parents staring down at you from a photo on the wall or grandma getting a glimpse of the action from her frame on the bedside table. These are no-nos.  

(Inputs by SM)



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