These 7 Women Share the Weirdest Things Guys Have Said Mid-Bone

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There's nothing wrong with a few kinky words while getting down, but these seven women have hit the jackpot when it comes to boning guys with seriously dirty mouths (we do not mean that in a good way).

Here are the stories of the most outlandish sh*t dudes have said mid-bone:

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2/9 Amanda Becker

“One night this guy I was dating took things a little too far. He was on top of me and flipped me over, so I was on top. Then he told me to turn around, reverse cowgirl style. Then he whispered, ‘Do you want to get on his horsey, cowgirl?’ I thought about letting it slide until he followed up with, ‘Tell daddy to giddy up, giddy up with your whip.’ I did not ‘giddy up.' And the relationship fizzled out by the end of the month.” —Caroline D.

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3/9 Amanda Becker

"He said, 'Your ass is so fat.' I said, 'WHAT???' He said, 'Phat, baby. I meant phat.'" —Lisa

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4/9 Amanda Becker

“One guy I was seeing had a replica Apollo mission helmet, and one night without any prompting, he put it on during sex. Then, he insisted I say, ‘F*ck me, Neil Armstrong.’ After he asked me how badly I wanted him to ‘plant his flag,’ I was done.” —Maggie H.

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“Two months into dating this guy, we had sex at his place and heard a yell and a knock on his front door. Turns out, it was his other girlfriend. He looked at me and said, ‘You better disappear, fast.’ Umm, he was still inside of me.” —Celia O.

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“I booked a solo trip to Puerto Rico to find a hot guy to get buck wild with on the beach. Just as I was checking in, I locked eyes with a sexy, dark-eyed stranger. Fifteen drinks later, we headed back to my hotel room. Maybe it was the drinks talking, but I was a little more verbal than normal about what I was feeling during sex. He looked up at me and said, ‘You sound like the most pitiful porn novel.’ Welp, that was the end of that.” —Sara N.

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7/9 Amanda Becker

“One afternoon, I was having sex with my boyfriend of two months when I noticed he didn’t seem into it. I asked him if something was wrong, and he responded, ‘I think we should break up.’ You think he could have let me put my pants on before having this discussion?” —Jill M.

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“I once had this guy tell me, mid-thrust, ‘This just isn’t as titillating when you’re this heavy.'” —Tiffany W.

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9/9 Amanda Becker

“One time, sex with my boyfriend was lasting longer than normal. That's when he looked at me and said, 'Could you not make any noises or breathe so loud, it’s making me lose my concentration.'”—Isabelle R.

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