If 2014 was the Year of the Butt, 2015 was most definitely the Year of the Dick. Between the high-fashion nods, celebrity slips, and precarious other WTF moments, it’s safe to say the love muscle was a constant staple of social media. (Warning: 19-inch penis ahead, folks.)
We Saw the Bieb’s Full-Frontal
Eyebrows raised when photos of Justin Bieber skinny dipping in Bora Bora surfaced in the press—but mostly because of the size of his package. (Wow. Get thee to a Google search, stat.) We imagine he’s not that sorry about all the media attention.
Jeremy Bieber Showed #PenisPride
After Bieber’s Penisgate, his dad tweeted, “What do you feed that thing. #proud daddy” (plus a blushing smiley emoji). And we threw up a little in our mouth. The Biebs responded with “It’s such a dad thing to say,” which left us all with even more questions.
LeBron James Flashed His Royal Jewels
The King accidentally showed his penis on live TV during the NBA finals while adjusting his shorts and tucking in his shirt, TMZ first reported. It was a super-quick glimpse, but 18 or so million viewers now have a closer relationship with his Prince. (There was a slo-mo video making the rounds but it’s since been scrapped from the interwebs. Womp.)
Lenny Kravitz Split His Crotch Seam
During a summer concert in Stockholm, the 51-year-old rocker squatted down in some super tight leather pants and his (possibly pierced) penis tumbled out into the spotlight. Afterwards, Kravitz shared a text via Twitter from Steven Tyler that said, “Dude… No underwear and pierced… F*ck me.. You never showed me that shit,” and we all died inside.
TLC Debuted The Man with No Penis
The Learning Channel introduced us to 40-year-old Andrew Wardle, who was born with a condition that caused his bladder to form outside of his body, leaving him with no penis. The TLC documentary followed Wardle and his soon-to-be wife as he underwent a series of surgeries to create a new penis out of muscle and skin from his arm. (Find out what's it's like to be engaged to the man with no penis.)
Miley Cyrus Wore a Strap-On
To kick off her Dead Petz tour, Cyrus accessorized with a giant prosthetic penis during a Chicago concert, reported the Huffington Post. Given her record, it didn’t even feel that outrageous to us. She’s just being Miley.
FKA Twigs Wore a Penis Dress to the Met Gala
Everyone was too focused on Rihanna’s giant yellow train to notice that Twig’s Christopher Kane dress depicted abstract human arms, chests, and—as plain as day—a penis, according to E! News. Legendary.
Lorena Bobbitt Resurfaced
The woman famous for cutting off her husband’s penis with a kitchen knife after enduring years of domestic abuse showed up on The Steve Harvey Show for an update on what life is like 20 years later, according to People. (Spoiler: He reached out, she deleted his number.)
Erotically Shaped Veggies Became a Thing
According to the Daily Mail, tourists in Barcelona, Spain, went wild for penis peppers, which are really just deformed peppers that resemble the male genitalia and make us LOL. (But don’t’ feel left out ladies— ‘vulva flowers’ and ‘melon tits’ are also popular at the market.)
Rick Owens Featured Full Frontals at His Fashion Show
The Parisian catwalk turned into a penis parade when designer Dick, er, we mean Rick, sent his models down the runway in drapey robes with little peep holes that showed their goods. #Fashun.
‘Pricasso’ Became the Next Big Artist
Well, not really. But an Australian man who uses his penis (and sometimes his testicles and booty) to paint portraits became somewhat of an international sensation. (TMI detail: He has to wrap his penis at night to keep it in working condition.) We suggest you check out the video proof of him painting.
A Man with a 19-Inch Penis Tried to File for Disability
Fifty-two-year-old Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, from Saltillo, Mexico, claimed that his, uh, appendage is so long it hangs below his knees, making it difficult to work, according to TMZ. (Not to mention, have sex.)