Dating outside the confines of one’s sofa is so 2006. It's all about ordering up some spicy tuna rolls from the local sushi joint and just chillin' with your boo and the remote control.
The number of TV shows that can send you straight to the bone zone is endless, so we’ve happily broken down the top seven for your viewing pleasure (or, perhaps, viewing and pleasure):
We’ve all got a little presidential fever thanks to this gem. Fitz’ and ‘Liv have truly mastered the art of palpable sexual tension. And somehow it doesn’t get old, season after season. We’ll happily watch the limbo forever...and recreate some steamy White House scenes in our own homes.
2. Gossip Girl
Sexy, rich young people leading sexy, rich young lives in Manhattan? Pass the condoms, please. Penn Badgley and Chace Crawford could make a nun blush, and we’d happily switch teams for Blake Lively or Leighton Meester. We dare you not to get hot under the collar after watching an hour of these fine folks arguing in an Upper Eastside penthouse.
3. Sex and the City
See aforementioned “sexy people in Manhattan” but add a dose of comedy, maturity, and actual fornicating. It’s not like you haven’t seen every episode three times already anyway. It’s time to really make Samantha Jones proud.
4. Game of Thrones
If this epic, fantasy drama doesn’t make you want to knock boots, you should probably get your loins checked. It’s nothing but artful porn in a breathtaking setting. Knights, ladies in flowing frocks, dragons, and a plethora of gratuitous sex scenes should get the mood just right. This is all assuming you can make it through the longest opening sequence of all time without diving right into the “chill” portion of the evening.
Need some familiar background noise so you can bang out a quickie before dinner? Jerry and the gang have got (you on) your back. Alternative options include Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Friends, or even Law & Order. The shows that will be syndicated for all of eternity are the soundtrack to our (sex) lives.
6. The Affair
We’re not condoning the entire basis of this show, but the naked time on The Affair is pretty freakin' hot. Also, Joshua Jackson a.k.a. Pacey from Dawson’s Creek takes his shirt off a lot. Need we say more?
7. The Walking Dead
This one may seem counter-intuitive, with the whole zombies-ripping-open-people’s-flesh-and-eating-their-organs aspect, but there’s just something about the apocalypse that makes you want to hold your loved ones closer. Obviously, this sack session should be free of any and all biting.
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