First, there was "Dick In a Box." Now, there's dick in a book—actually, multiple dicks in multiple books.
Yep, two smarty-pants architects, Jen and Mira, created the NSFW Pen15 Club adult coloring book filled with pages of Ps (and a few hidden Vs) ready to be filled with whatever hues get you off.
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"Pen15 Club" is a nod to the common middle-school prank where a kid asks a classmate if he or she wants to be a member of said club. If the classmate says yes, the prankster writes "Pen15 Club" on the sucker's arm, creating an unwelcome "penis" tattoo. Good times!
The inspiration for Jen and Mira's comical coloring book? For one, they noticed that, "approximately 90 percent of buildings—and a lot of everyday objects—look like dicks, and that is hilarious." (Agreed.) Plus, they were disappointed with the other adult-adult options on the market. "What the world really needs is a beautifully-crafted piece of literary art that is also full of dicks," they write on their indiegogo.com page.
All the cool adults are using coloring books these days, since studies and experts suggest that the practice may foster mindfulness and reduce stress. And if coloring a mandala is fun and meditative, we can only assume that coloring a MAN-dala increases the payoff (by maybe seven or eight inches?).
Jen and Mira launched an IndieGogo campaign to fund the creation of the book, with a goal of raising $7,750 to cover printing and supplies. For $25, you get the book, two beer koozies, a surprise bonus gift, and a downloadable print-out of "Trump-ed Up Dick," featuring "smaller-than-average-hands." *heh*
They've raised more than $2,000 so far, and if you're a bachelorette-party planner or a general phallic fan—or you simply want to help these ladies reach their biggest (hardest) dreams—you should order one, too.