Say Anything...But This!

What's the most ridiculous, raunchy — or just plain wrong — pick-up line you've ever heard? Email us at [email protected] and we'll share the best ones we get!


1. "C'mon. Let's get it over with."

2. "Hey, would you mind giving me a ride to the pharmacy?"

3. "Let's get out of here and go someplace where we can adopt."

4. "I bet we could kill each other before too long."

5. "You make my stomach staples tingle."

6. "I'd like to get your love handles next to my beer belly."

7. "I want to introduce you to a friend of mine who's been really down lately."

8. "I'd love to see you in bed naked with my four cats."

9. "Let's get you out of those clothes and into something clean."

10. "You look like you'd be a really good listener. Got a minute?"

11. "Ya know, I think a small guy might be a welcome change."

12. "This is the most fun I've had since I was released."

13. "I think you and my husband would really hit it off."

14. "I couldn't help but notice we have nearly identical track marks."

15. "Let's go to your place now and get a jump on regret."


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