Rooftop Sex: How to Pull It Off

What’s better than amazing sex? Amazing sex on a roof (with an amazing view of the New York City skyline). Oh yeah, that’s how I roll.

I'll start from the beginning: I went on a few dates with this guy I met on OkCupid, KissKing, and he was an out-of-this-world kisser. Seriously. It was instant—and really intense—chemistry. I had been trying to hold back my hormones, but after a few dates, I just couldn’t take it any longer. It was due time to go over to his place for dinner…and we all know what that means.

I got to his place and he took me up to the roof for a dinner he had prepared, complete with wine. It was a beautiful night and we sat out there talking and touching for hours. So when we were about to run out of wine, he poured me a glass and went downstairs to go get another bottle. I sat there on the 30-some-story building’s roof awaiting his return, pretty pleased with my perch.

Several minutes later, he came up, ran his hands through my hair, and gave me one of those rare kisses that actually make you go weak in the knees. Oh yeah, I was gonna have sex on the roof.

And I did! So to anyone who aspires to have sex on a roof, I pass on to you my rooftop sex rules (in no particular order):

1/ Wear a dress or skirt. It has that “I have to have you now” element about it. Grrr. Plus, it makes for fast getaways if you’re spotted. 2/ Wrap it up! No bedside drawer is not an excuse to have unprotected sex. 3/ Find a smooth surface. I will admit that on the lawn chair, I was a little nervous about splinters. 4/ Mind the edge. Falling off of roofs sucks (at least I assume so, I don't know from experience). 5/ Stick with easily maneuverable sex positions like face-off, missionary, cowgirl, and stand and deliver. 6/ Make good use of tables, chairs, and any other props you have available. Tables, for instance, are a perfect place to lie when receiving oral sex. He can pull up a chair and help himself.

While we're at it, here are some more places to have outdoor sex. Happy humping!

xo, Click-n-Tell

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