PETA Claims People Who Eat Meat Are Bad in Bed

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals a.k.a. PETA knows a thing or two about how to get your attention: naked celebrities. But now, they're realllly going there.

A new ad for the organization is using even more nakedness, plus some serious boning, to try and make you rethink your eating habits. 

In the ad, two different couples are shown getting busy. One man is labeled “Meat Eater,” while the man in the second bedroom is labeled “Vegan.” About four seconds into the boink-fest, the pro-meat dude craps out, clearly pissing off his partner. Meanwhile, the vegan keeps on going, flipping his partner over and thrusting away as she moans her head off.

Check out the whole ad below:

As you can see, the vegan and his partner-in-climax are clearly having the best sex ever, while his carnivorous counterpart leaves his partner’s place with his head hanging, only to be pummeled by a falling AC unit.

Flashback to the vegan dude, who is still going at it under the words “Last Longer. Go Vegan.”

While animal research has shown that more plant-based protein may positively impact sperm quality, the connection between eating meat and poor sex performance is pretty weak. And let's be clear, there are plenty of things that can mess with a guy's boner besides enjoying chicken wings.

If you want someone to perform well in bed, you could start pushing the veggies or you could just try these five tricks to help him last longer. As for keeping him safe from random falling inanimate objects, we got nothing.

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