Need a Vacay? This Erotic Theme Park Might Be Just What the (Sex) Doctor Ordered

The location of your next sexy getaway might feature more bumper cars and mazes than beaches and couples massages. At least that’s the idea behind a new adults-only theme park that's in the works in Brazil.

According to the New York Times, entrepreneurs want to build an erotic theme park, cleverly dubbed “ErotikaLand,” near the city of Piracicaba (about two hours away from São Paulo).

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ErotikaLand will feature an erotic sculpture park, bumper cars shaped like genitalia (penis bumper cars!), snack bars serving only aphrodisiac foods, and a “sex playground” with a maze, Ferris wheel, and water slide.

And what's a sex theme park without a little sexual education? Apparently, there will also be a museum that explores the history of sexuality.

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While all these sexually attractive attractions might get attendees hot and bothered, sex will be forbidden on the premises.

“This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah,” Mauro Morata, who is in charge of the project, told the Times. “If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel—which we will operate.” Ah, well played, Mauro.

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Tickets will be roughly $100 a pop. To put that in perspective, Disney World costs $97 during an off-peak season.

Ready to start planning a sexual adventure to ErotikaLand? You'll have to wait until it opens sometime in 2018.

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