Intimate Apparel

These days you can find vibrators and edible body paint right on your pharmacy's shelves. And, man, we're all for that. But between the hair dryers and the duct tape there's also a stealth trove of nooky-friendly items that work just as well. Isn't it even more erotic to turn otherwise innocent objects into household sex toys that will make each other squirm and squeal? Plus, you won't have to explain to your kid why the pink rubber rabbit in Mommy's dresser isn't a plaything.

Vibrating Toothbrush

Unlike many other buzzing brushes, this one doesn't have any painful-looking rotating bristles. Place the smooth side of the head anywhere you want good vibes, including that one spot where it'll really register.
Oral-B Pulsar, $6.50

Feather Duster

The label on this household staple reads, "Great for delicate dusting jobs." We couldn't have said it better. Use the whole brush, or pull out a feather or two. Sweep the creases of the body where the skin is thinner and more sensitive — at the knees and elbows, and especially where the shoulder meets the neck.
Butler, $2

Sleep Mask

A game of blindfolded "guess what I'm going to do next" prolongs foreplay. And if you usually avoid lights-on sex, strap the blindfold on him. You can grind away with no worries about what may be bouncing around.
Flents Siesta Mask, $3.50

Fishnet Stockings

Pour yourself into these suckers when you're feeling frisky. They aren't $100 Wolfords, so tell him to go ahead and rip them if the urge should strike.
No-Nonsense, $5

Handheld Showerhead

Okay, so you might need some help from a plumbing pro to install this baby. But it'll be worth it. Aim at your clitoris and play with the settings until you hit shower nirvana. When your partner joins in,you'll be one step away from "Holy jet massage, Batman!"
Pollenex, $22

 

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