The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino - Las Vegas
Booty Parlor-brand sex toys available via room service
Sex-menities: Order any of seven salacious items from a menu waiting on your pillow. Turn Me On vibrating panties and Naughty Bubbles bubble bath are two of the house specialties. ($30 and up)
Bonus Turn-On: Visit the Love Jones boutique in the lobby for sexy lingerie by Cosabella and Eberjey. The full room service menu is sold here, if you feel funny ordering a blindfold with a side of fries.
The Catalina Hotel & Beach Club - Miami Beach
Get It On Mini-Bar
Sex-menities: A fridge filled with champagne and strawberries, edible body paint, whipped cream and Ã‚Âcherries, scented candles and oil--and a Barry White CD, natch. ($65 per day; request upon booking) For V-day, try the Enhance Your Romance package, which includes Love Potion cocktails, a poolside mani/pedi, and a couples massage or bicycle trip with picnic lunch. (From $300; use "Valentine's Package" code when booking)
Bonus Turn-On: Beautiful people. A local paper voted the Catalina's lounge the "best model-watching bar."
Library Hotel - New York City
The Erotica Package
Sex-menities: The package includes perks like a dozen gorgeous red roses and chilled Prosecco upon arrival, plus take-home gifts like erotic dice and a Kama Sutra Love Essentials kit (lube, massage oil, and edible body dust). What's more, you can choose your own adventure in the comfort of your hotel room: Skim the Kama Sutra in the Erotic Literature Room or page through a tome from Dr. Ruth's curated collection in the Love Room. ($429-$789/night; 2-night minimum)
Bonus Turn-On: The Poetry Garden, a greenhouse solarium for private reading and friendly canoodling.
W Hotels - worldwide
Sex-menities: Ask a "PassionÃ‚Âeer" to customize your romantic escape with in-room rubdowns and dinners for two (prices upon request). There is no service charge; arrange 24/7 through a free concierge.
Bonus Turn-On: W The Store carries a sleek, upscale vibe--er, personal massager--from Jimmyjane. ($275)
Ivy Hotel San Diego
The Star suite's in-room stripper pole--and then some
Sex-menities: This 1,275-square-foot room has a king-size bunk bed, a stripper pole with a mirrored platform, a stocked wet bar, and glass shower walls that turn opaque when touched. ($4,000/night)
Bonus Turn-On: Complimentary Escalade service. Call your personal butler (yup, really) to reserve a high-roller ride with a driver around the city's Gaslamp Quarter.