Online dating is great entertainment. Case in point, this stellar message I received from a certain online dater (whose identity I will protect so as not to plunge him into a state of even deeper sarcasm):
SUBJECT: Maybe this isn't a good idea...
Well, I've always dreamed of dating/supporting a journalist. So, I took a look into my FutureScope 3000 (TM) to look into the future and see how things would work out. Things were good the first few years and we had a beautiful wedding...but then you started doing nothing but eating Funyons and drinking gallons of milk in your nest of trash magazines while watching your Felicity DVDs. Things really went downhill when you got into a Nickelback phase of music and left me to become a roadie.
After seeing the prospect of an ugly divorce and thousands in legal fees, I say we just cut our losses and part ways here in the present.
Your ex future hubby, Charlie
PS you can keep the beach house and the pool boy...