I did it! This weekend I had my first date with a guy from an online dating site (OkCupid). For the sake of anonymity (I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t need any guys Googling their names and finding themselves on an online dating blog), I will call him by the screen name of SmoothLegs.
Yes, he has smooth legs, which have been on my mind since I first laid eyes on them. And not in a sexy way. More in an Ã¢â‚¬Å“I have more testosterone than my date doesÃ¢â‚¬Â sort of way.
ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s been freakishly hot out (as if you havenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t noticed!), so of course the guy was wearing shorts and I gawked at them whenever he wasn't looking. They werenÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t shaved like swimmersÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ or cyclistsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ legs, but they just looked like they didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t grow hair to begin with.
Now, thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not to say his smooth legs are a deal breaker (he was smart, nice, and cute), but if he was really that smart, nice, and cute, they shouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be my main memory from the date, right? Meh.
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