Do It for Your Country

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Secret Service
Stash your top-secret briefs--bikini briefs, that is--in this sexy twist on the attaché. Perfect for discreet dealings, the faux-croc Divine Satchel hides all your toys and treats. The water-resistant lining includes sturdy loops to stow your vibes, lube, and extra batteries. Want tighter security? The bag comes with its own lock and key.

divinetoys.com

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Star Struck
Is your bedmate proud to be an American? This cute leather paddle leaves a patriotic impression every time. With each spank, his cheeks get more star-spangled. Play majority whip for a day--abuse of power has never been so fun.

hysteriashop.com

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Twisted History
Sex for America: Politically Inspired Erotica explores taboo topics, such as booty on the battlefield, and even offers up a fictional story of Dick Cheney shooting his duck-hunting buddy to avenge a lost love (wait, what?). No tale is too tall in this kinky bedtime collection from writers like James Frey and Rick Moody.

amazon.com

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Erection Results
Whether his willie leans left or right, Proper Attire condoms will allow him to wave his party flag. They're available in red, blue, and yellow (for independents or undecideds, of course), and the snug fit allows for maximum sensation. Political fine print: By choosing these jimmy hats, you’ll be supporting the pro-choice cause; part of the proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood.

properattirecondoms.com

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Crossing Panty Lines
Forget "Read my lips"--let your undies say it all. Sport your support with these election thongs. Get a pair for Obama, McCain--or Al Gore, for old-time's sake--and move the party down south. Twenty percent of the profits go to organizations like the ACLU.

cafepress.com

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Helping Hand
The tanked economy, the Iraq war and the rising costs of everything. We are feeling the pinch. Ease the tension with Screaming O's Fing-O fingertip vibe. Let the tiny vibrating bullets (with added tickler tips!) help you put your finger on your own hot-button issues.

thescreamingo.com

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