Fact: Lube is actually the best invention ever. Not only do countless sex experts tell us that lube is the key to some seriously hot sex, but the slick stuff makes it that much easier to orgasm—that's right. Easier. Orgasms. Read on for (sexual and nonsexual) reasons why lube is the freaking best.
1. It Makes Foreplay Significantly More Fun.
No matter how good he looks sans shirt, nothing ruins the moment quite like your guy spitting in his hand mid-nookie. Ew, never again.
2. It’s the Fastest Way to Get the P in the V
Because the only thing worse than “ouch, ouch, you’re on my hair” is “ouch, ouch, is your penis made of sandpaper?”
3. It Extends That Expensive AF Blowout
Breaking news: Lube is basically anti-frizz serum in a sexy container. Mind. Blown. You're all about that multitasking life, right?
4. It's Basically Orgasm Juice
Once you lube up and bone, you'll never go back to basic, un-slippery sex. Ever.
5. Most of the Time, it Tastes Good
Okay, not nearly as good as those strawberry margaritas you downed last night, but pretty damn close. With flavors like piÃƒÂ±a colada and chocolate, there’s a solid chance you and your partner will lick flavored lube off anything it comes in contact with—which is great news for his penis and your lady bits.
6. It's Like a Sex Toy You Don't Have to Clean
Come on, who doesn't get turned on when he brings out that little bottle of magic? And unlike a vibrator, handcuffs, or whatever, you don't have to clean lube before and after use. #LazinessWins
7. It Turns Your Man Into a Massage Therapist
Back rubs, foot rubs, and front rubs feel way better when his hands are covered in the slippery goo. Bonus: This massage definitely comes with a happy ending.
8. It Makes Shower Sex Actually Sexy
You might have thought enjoyable shower sex was a myth since that last time you did it, most of the water washed away Mother Nature's lube. As it turns out, you can have your shower and have sex in it, too. All it takes is a little of the slippery stuff. Thanks, lube!
9. It Keeps Your Mani Looking Fresh
Did you just get your nails did? Nope. You just oiled 'em up with a little extra lube. Sorry, Sally Hansen, we're going with Trojan today.
10. It Makes Masturbation Amazeballs
Loving yourself is way more fun when you can get right to it without waiting for your lady parts to warm up. Hey, you've got sh*t to do.
11. You Can Lube Your Legs
You already know lube has you covered for those NSFW marathons. But guess what? You can also use it for an actual marathon, half-marathon, triathlon, running around the block, or wearing a skirt without tights. Excuse us while we lube our thighs.
12. A Little Goes a Long Way
Remember that fancy bottle that you invested in last year? It's not even halfway gone. It's nice to know you don't need a Slip’N Slide's worth of it just to get your, um, slip and slide on. Wink.
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