9 Reasons Your Cuddling Expectations Will Never Match Reality

???? Expectation ????

You’ll sleep spooning all night because you’re so in love and at peace with each other.

???? Reality ????

You’ll shift cuddling positions about 57 times before you just retreat to your own corners of the bed.

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???? Expectation ????

You’ll lie perfectly still while spooning, as if everything around you has frozen in time.

???? Reality ????

True, if you don’t count the sudden, inevitable boner from the butt-to-crotch contact (he’s only human).

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???? Expectation ????

In the summer, you’ll lay out a picnic blanket and hold each other close on a gorgeous day.

???? Reality ????

You’ll do it for 10 minutes before you complain about being too sweaty.

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???? Expectation ????

Facing each other when cuddling feels so natural – your bodies just ~fit perfectly~

???? Reality ????

Your legs have no idea where to go! Nothing feels right!

Giphy

???? Expectation ????

He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear the whole time.

???? Reality ????

He’ll do that in between mentioning how his arm fell asleep or how he has to pee.

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???? Expectation ????

Cuddling in bed while watching Netflix – what could be better???

???? Reality ????

You both fall asleep and miss 2+ Black Mirror episodes.

???? Expectation ????

Lying in each others’ arms is the gentlest, sweetest experience in the whole wide world.

???? Reality ????

He will 1000 percent absent-mindedly roll on top of your hair.

Julia Pugachevsky

???? Expectation ????

You’ll feel the coziest you’ve ever felt in his arms.

???? Reality ????

His window has a draft and you keep wrestling for the ends of a too-small blanket.

Giphy

???? Expectation ????

As long as you love each other, you’ll never get sick of cuddling.

???? Reality ????

This one’s actually true!

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