We're very secretive about it, but most guys are fascinated by vaginas. The female body in general, really. We want to know all sorts of things about your lady business.
Seriously, if we weren’t terrified of risking offense, judgment, backlash, or extreme awkwardness, we would have asked what it's like to have boobs and if size really matters a long time ago.
That's why I gave a bunch of dudes a safe space to dish on what they really want to ask women. Here are their burning questions:
"What is sex like when you have a vagina? I’ve always wished I could experience what it feels like for like a day or a week. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a penis? Don’t you wish there was some way we could temporarily swap?" —Ben P.
"What is it like to have a period?" —Kevin F.
"How often do you fake orgasms? I’m always wondering if I’ve ever actually gotten a woman off or not. And here’s a follow-up: Why do you fake orgasms? Is it so I’ll stop trying to make you come? Is it because you want me to feel like I did an okay job? Is there another reason?" —Ian N.
"I’ve discovered that vaginas are really rather sensitive. So how do you shave around there? Is that like diffusing a bomb or something? I know I’m always really, really stressed out whenever I’m trying to shave my scrotum." —Phil M.
"How often do you masturbate? I’m usually good for at least one a day." —Jay B.
"This is a question I’d like to specifically direct at my ex-girlfriend: Why do you tell me to 'do what you want, it’s not a big deal,' but then get pissed at me when I do it?" —Drew Y.
"What’s it like having boobs? Are they annoying? Do they get in the way a lot? Do you actually enjoy having them?" —Marcus R.
"If you’re using your fingers to masturbate, how long does your vaginal odor linger, and does that bother you at all or do you like it? Or none of the above?" —Edi L.
"Okay, realistically, how much does penis size really matter? I’m more girth-y than lengthy. Is that good or bad?" —Cameron L.
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