9 Guys Divulge Their Secret Sex Rituals

9 Guys Open up About Their Weird Sex Rituals
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You might think that when guys have the opportunity to have sex, their mind goes totally blank until the happy ending. But that's not exactly how it goes down.

As a guy, I know that when something works before, during, or after sex, we make sure it always gets done—no matter what. Whether it's washing our junk, using a special tactic to make it last longer, or checking for condom damage, there's no breaking these habits.

Here are some slightly weird rituals from a few good men:

"I check for holes."
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"After sex, I do the same condom disposal ritual every time. I go into the restroom to take it off, and then I fill it up with water to check for holes." —Jack V.

"Thrusting with a full bladder is uncomfortable."
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"I always make sure I take a pee before I have sex. Thrusting with a full bladder is uncomfortable and sometimes painful. Plus, stopping mid-coitus to go to the bathroom is difficult when you have a boner." —Dave F.

"I do math."
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"Almost every time I have sex, I do math so that I don't get off too quickly. If I find myself getting too excited early on, I'll start doing multiplication tables. It usually works—for a little while." —Phil H.

"I feel like it's the courteous thing to do."
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"Before things get hot and heavy, I like to head to the bathroom to wash off my genitals and surrounding area. You don't want sweaty, gross man stench to get in the way of anyone's good time. I feel like it's the courteous thing to do. And if she ends up with her head down there, I don't want her to make it a shorter trip on account of my smelly balls." —Daniel Z.

"I do some manscaping."
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"Hours before I think there's a chance I might get laid, I get out the electric razor and do some manscaping. Pubes just aren’t sexy." —Aaron M.

"I usually read."
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"I wish I was the kind of guy who was able to cuddle for a few minutes and pass out after some good sex, but I'm not. I usually read until I'm tired enough to sleep—just like I would do any other night. I'm glad I'm in a serious relationship because it's awkward to explain why I do that." —Patrick D.

"I always grab a towel."
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"Before we lie down and cuddle, I always grab a towel and put it over that wet spot on the bed." —Spencer I.

"I scrub myself down."
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"I always keep moist towelettes in my bathroom to clean up after sex. The first thing I do is grab one and offer it to the lady I slept with. Then, I go back to the bathroom and scrub myself down with one. It's much quicker and less strange than taking a post-sex shower—by myself. —Allen C.

"It's like being my own silent cheerleader."
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"I do mental affirmations before I have sex—and sometimes during. It's like being my own silent cheerleader. I tell myself that I'm going to be great. When I started bringing affirmations into my sex life, it had a big impact. Believing in yourself is important." —Seth G.

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