9 Celebrity Breakups That Didn't Break Us

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In case you missed it, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have broken up—again—after nine years together. We’ll give you a moment to process that.

Feeling okay now? Cool—because apparently everyone else is, too.

While it’s never a great thing when a couple doesn’t work out, especially when kids are involved, we can’t say we’re devastated by this one. Bennifer? Totally. Kardisick? Nope. But Kourtney and Scott are hardly the first celebrity couple that didn’t leave us in a pile of tears. Here are the top celebrity breakups in recent history that left us feeling underwhelmed.

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Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol

RIP: June 2015
Britney and her TV-producer BF had been together since November 2014, but…zzz. Post-breakup, he posted a weird video on Instagram that featured him snuggling with his dog (it was set to “You’ve Got a Friend in Me”). Yup, that pretty much proves he’s not the man for her.

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Nick Jonas and Olivia Culpo

RIP: June 2015
The singer and former Miss USA parted ways earlier this month in a move that seemingly left Olivia devastated and Nick sounding like a community college baseball coach. He later told E! News, “We had a great two years.”

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn

RIP: June 2015
These two reportedly called off their engagement last month, and despite Charlize telling Elle U.K. that “he’s the love of my life,” we just didn’t feel it.

RELATED: 8 Stages Everyone Goes Through During a Breakup (in GIFs!)

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Whitney Bischoff and Chris Soules

RIP: May 2015
“We so didn’t see this coming!!!” said no one, anywhere of the Bachelor couple’s breakup. While sweet, Whitney was clearly Chris’s second choice on the show—never a sign of a future happy ending.

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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn

RIP: May 2015
It was a publicity stunt true love when the pro golfer and Olympic skier got together after his mega-cheating scandal, but they broke up three years later. Lindsey said in a post-split statement, "After nearly three years together, Tiger and I have mutually decided to end our relationship. I will always cherish the memories that we've created together." Tiger just proceeded to play bad golf. #Karma

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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

RIP: September 2013
Miley started to go through an, uh, transformation around the time of their split. So we didn’t need a Magic 8 Ball to predict the relationship wouldn’t last. The tongue-wagging Miley 2.0 didn’t seem to be a good fit for shy-guy Liam.

RELATED: 18 Cheese-Free Quotes That Will Get You Through a Breakup

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

RIP: May 2013…we think
We can only take so many on-again, off-again moments with these two. When Selena told David Letterman she was single and “so good,” we thought that had happened months ago.

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

RIP: December 2014
They got matching tats and everything, but…did anyone really expect these two to last?

RELATED: 12 Things Men Really Do to Get Over a Breakup

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Khloe Kardashian and French Montana

RIP: September 2014
French loves wearing sunglasses inside and admitted that he wants to “capitalize” on Khloe’s fame. We checked out pretty early on this one.

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