7 Parents Explain The Most Brutal Times Their Kids Cock Blocked Them

Aside from their ability to change your life and your body in ways you didn't know were possible, one really weird thing about kids is their special ability to cock block you. Like breathing or pooping, it's just a skill that comes naturally to them.

And while it might seem cute when it happens to TV parents, like Jack and Rebecca Pearson on This Is Us, it can be frustrating AF in real life.

Here, seven moms and dads share the times their kids intercepted their sex lives.

 7 Men and Women Share the Times Their Kids Cock-Blocked Them
1/7 Alyssa Zolna

"One time my husband was going down on me in the middle of the night, and our son, who was 4 years old at the time, came sprinting into our room. Thank God my husband was underneath a sheet, or else we'd probably have had to answer some uncomfortable questions. It turned out he had a nightmare, and when he calmed down he asked why daddy was hiding under the covers. We told him that dad had a nightmare too so he was hiding. He bought it—but then he slept between us. That was the night we had to tell him that sometimes grownups sleep with no clothes on." —Jamie F.

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 7 Men and Women Share the Times Their Kids Cock-Blocked Them
2/7 Alyssa Zolna

"My wife and I went out for our anniversary and left the kids with a babysitter. They were in bed when we got home. Since it was our anniversary, we wanted to celebrate—sexually. We were just getting into it when our youngest came storming into the room. She couldn't sleep because the babysitter had told her a scary story and she wanted to sleep in bed with us. Worst anniversary ever." —Shayne T. 

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 7 Men and Women Share the Times Their Kids Cock-Blocked Them
3/7 Alyssa Zolna

"Our son was over at a friend's for the night for his first sleepover ever. So we were really excited to have a night alone to ourselves. But right when I took off my last piece of clothing, the phone rang. Our son decided he didn't want to sleep somewhere else, so we had to go and pick him up. He cock blocked us even when he wasn't in our freaking house!" —Beth Ann P.

 7 Men and Women Share the Times Their Kids Cock-Blocked Them
4/7 Alyssa Zolna

"One morning, I decided to surprise my husband by hopping into the shower with him. We have our own bathroom that you have to go through the bedroom to get to. Of course, this was the day one of our daughters decided to get up earlier than normal and come into our room for something. Since we weren't in bed, she walked straight into the bathroom. She wanted to know why we were in the shower together. We told her we were both in a hurry and didn't want to take turns." —Mila S.

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 7 Men and Women Share the Times Their Kids Cock-Blocked Them
5/7 Alyssa Zolna

"My son loves this stuffed llama he got from his grandma when he was a baby. He takes it everywhere with him. It's his version of a security blanket, but for someone who is so obsessed with it, he loses it pretty often. One night he lost it right when I was about to have sex with my wife for the first time in a month. I basically had to search the entire house while I had blue balls. Stupid llama. We found it in the bathroom, but the mood was officially ruined for my wife. I had to go into the bathroom and do my own thing before bed." —Henry H. 

 7 Men and Women Share the Times Their Kids Cock-Blocked Them
6/7 Alyssa Zolna

"I accepted that having a kid would mean having less sex, but when our first was 3 years old, we started trying for another one. Obviously, this meant we were trying to have sex as much as we could, especially when my wife was ovulating. But it was like our son had some sort of sixth sense where he just knew when we were going to have sex. He'd always have a reason to come into our room and stop us. Eventually, we had to send him for sleepovers at his grandma's. That was an awkward conversation to have. Our second is due in March, so I guess I'll probably never have sex again after that." —Joshua F.

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7 Men and Women Share the Times Their Kids Cock-Blocked Them
7/7 Alyssa Zolna

"One night, my husband and I were hooking up on the couch in the living room when our daughter came in to tell us she was feeling sick. We hadn't gotten our clothes off or gone very far yet, but my hubs got up to go and check on her. It was funny because I could see him struggling to walk around with a boner while he had his jeans on. Turns out she was coming down with the flu and gave it to me. That meant that she technically blue balled us until I was feeling better two weeks later." —Lindsay F.

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