6 Totally TMI Things Celebs Have Said About Their Penises

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Thanks to naked movie scenes and Calvin Klein ads, most of us have had some kind of a sneak peek at what our favorite man-candy celebs are packing. And that's good enough for us. Really.

But since those attractive male stars are, in fact, human men, it's not that surprising that some of them are inclined to talk about their junk. Case in point: We bring you six times famous dudes shared way too much about their peens. 

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Enrique Iglesias
Back in 2011, while performing in Melbourne, Enrique took a break from his performance to discuss sex and man parts with a few dudes from the audience, according to NME. “What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis?” he asked. “Maybe I have the Spanish looks, but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.” Good to know. In 2013, he gave us an even more detailed account of his junk, confessing to Gilt City Miami, “My worst defect is from my waist down. I’m sorry, no, it’s not my worst defect...but it is a little curved.” Again, thanks for that info, Mr. Iglesias.
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John Mayer

This guy made us believe that our body is, indeed, a wonderland, but it sounds like he's go some issues with his own—and we're kind of offended. In an interview with Rolling Stone, Mayer said, “I’m not worried about how small my penis is—I’m worried about how dark it is." Uh, yeah, it gets worse: "I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.” Dear John, never again. 

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Justin Bieber

We're sorry that we ever had to see that cringe-worthy tweet JB’s dad posted about his son's ding-a-ling after it appeared in some tabloid pics. “@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #prouddaddy (insert blushing smiley face)." Why?

Apparently, Bieber thought it was hilar, telling Men’s Health, “‘What do you feed that thing.’ It’s such a dad thing to say. ... What dad wouldn’t be proud of that?.” Make. It. Stop.

Unfortunately, it didn't stop. The singer admitted that he's grower not a shower when he spoke with Access Hollywood about the leaked pics: “I was scared. I first saw the one with the black bar over it. I was like, ‘Oh my God. I just got out of the water. Shrinkage is real.’ No, no. That’s as big as she gets.” Two things we didn't need to know here: what a Bieber erection looks like and that he calls his junk "she."
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Daniel Radcliffe
While he was performing in the play Equus, fans got to check out Harry Potter's peen during a full-frontal scene. In an interview with the New York Times, he blamed stage fright for the size of his package. “You tighten up like a hamster," he said. "The first time it happened, I turned around and went, ‘You know, there’s a thousand people here, and I don’t think even one of them would expect you to look your best in this situation.’ I am terribly self-conscious.” Wait a second—did Harry Potter just say he had a "hamster" penis? Childhood. Ruined. 
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Colin Farrell
When asked why his nude scene was cut out of his movie Alexander, Farrell said this in an interview with Entertainment Weekly: “I know the reason that it was cut out was that it just wasn’t right. If anything, it’s a beautiful, gentle moment—and a f**king large c**k with huge balls, is just f**king jarring.” In case you need help deciphering that, he's saying his penis and balls are assaulting to the eyes. Thanks for that, Colin.
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Ben Affleck

We (almost) don't want to complain about Ben's d*ck disclosure in Gone Girl, but his comment about "the penis" kind of weirds us out: When asked about his full-frontal scene, the actor told MTV News, “The penis is there! It’s IMAX penis! You’ve gotta pay 15 bucks to see it in 3-D. It’s better in 3-D.” It's just not as hot when you ask us to view it in a way that makes it come at our face. No thanks.

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