1. Get yourself a crush who will make a real move.
2. And, you know, actually talk to you.
3. Instead of doing the absolute bare minimum.
4. Someone who isn't abhorrently attention-seeking.
5. Someone who won't embarrass you at Sephora.
6. Get you a guy who actually reads.
7. And won't complain about the stuff we all have to do.
8. Find a man who will TRY.
9. Or at least knows how to giftwrap.
10. If the only thing he works at is his own pretentiousness, RUN.
11. Because you deserve better Snaps than this.
12. You don't need to have movies neither of you watched mansplained to you.
13. Ban men who can't just LISTEN.
14. It's time to stop with the dudes who act like the world is only theirs.
15. Or insist that you are incapable of liking what you damn well please.
16. Because the truth is: your MCM is a dork.
17. He's just not that great.
18. I mean, WHY does he say it like that???
19. MAKE IT STOP.
20. He does terrible things to food.
21. And cannot be trusted.
22. Basically, your MCM will disappoint you.
23. Because he is, in his essence, THAT person.
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