13 Male Celebs with Seriously Big Bulges (So We’re Told…)

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Let us be clear: Size is not everything. You can have a satisfying sex life with your guy, regardless of how much he's packing below the belt (these sex positions for every penis size are proof). Still...that doesn't mean we're not curious about Hollywood's most well-endowed dudes. So we relied on full-frontal scenes and anecdotal evidence from women who've seen the goods with their own eyes to put together a list of prime penises. The more you know, right? 

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Ben Affleck

If you blink at the wrong moment during Gone Girl, you might miss it. But if you don't blink...well, let's just say there's no way you could miss it.

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David Beckham

As if David's H&M ad wasn't proof enough that he's well-endowed, hubby Victoria Beckham has actually compared his man parts to a "tractor exhaust pipe." Wow. 

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Leonardo DiCaprio

Bobbie Brown, famous for her appearance in the 1990 music video "Cherry Pie," wrote in her memoir,  "When I pulled his pants down I was like, 'Holy sh-t.' I’d just been with Tommy Lee, but Leo looked huge."

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Idris Elba

Idris swears that the picture that came out last year (you know, the one where his man parts look roughly the size of a meatball sub) is the result of a mic cable in his pants. But he's looking pretty bulge-tastic here, and there's not a microphone in sight.

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Colin Farrell

What happens in a celebrity sex tape...becomes common knowledge. And that's how Colin came to have one of the most famously large penises in all the land.

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Jared Leto

Straight from the mouth of Corina Taylor, who dated Jared for a while (and also happens to be a former adult star): "I’ve been a porn actress for three years, and Jared was the most I ever had to work with. There’s definitely a second career available for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work."

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Joe Mangienello

Behold the package that mezmerized us during Magic Mike.

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Ewan McGregor

Have you seen Deception, Trainspotting, or The Pillow?

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Liam Neeson

Ex Janice Dickinson actually said she thought that Liam has the "biggest penis of any man alive."

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Jason Segal

How I Met Your Mother was never the same after Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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Jay Z

The pre-Bey rumor mill compared his size to a one-liter soda bottle.

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Michael Fassbender

This guy bared it all in Shame—and George Clooney himself was so impressed that he commented on Michael's penis size while on stage at the 2012 Golden Globes.

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Jon Hamm

We know he wants everyone to stop talking about his package, but no list of man parts would be complete without it. The guy's got multiple Tumblrs dedicated to his manhood, for crying out loud. 

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